This is a copy of the ebay listing available here
SHADILAY!
Meme magick is real and Kek revealed himself in many ways in 2016. In honour of our god and his descendent Pepe, I have created miniature statues to adorn your house with. Identify fellow followers of Kek as they recognise this statue, knowing that you can freely speak your mind as anyone who recognises him is also a follower. Use the statue as a conversation starter to non-believers and instruct them on the ways of dubs.
The statues come in 3 sizes, small (2.35 in/60mm tall), medium (2.75 in/70mm tall) and large (3.15 in/80mm tall).
MANUFACTURE AND POSTING:
I 3D Print, sand, prime and hand paint these statues to order. I can print about 6 per day, painting takes one day to dry and the non-tarnishing paint another so on average it will be 3 days until dispatch. It must be stressed that delivery times are dependent on how many are on order at any given time. I will always strive to make as many as possible per day but if many are sold in one day, it will push the delivery time back by a day or more. If the listing sells out, I will re-list it as soon as possible with more, it should only be a few days at maximum.
The paints are enamel and hard wearing, they should not tarnish even when handled. As they are hand painted, each statue may look slightly different from the posted photos. If you do not wish for the green tinge on the edges, please let me know in the order.
PLACING AN ORDER:
To place an order, email me at danieljbrown88@gmail.com
State which size of the model you wish and the country you are ordering from. To find out the postage, use the calculator in the original ebay listing
RETURNS POLICY:
These statues have no moving parts and are decorative items. These items are hand painted and will differ slightly from the images, returns will not be accepted for instances of slight variations in the painting.
Returns are accepted in cases of paint deterioration before arrival and if the painting is clearly different from the reference image.
*Returns will not be accepted if the statue does not imbue the customer with meme magick, you just need to believe more.
